A Farewell to Gabi's Blog

Gabi is ending her awesome blog, and I wanted to make a farewell post in memory of it! Thankfully, she isn't going to stop blogging! :) So here's a post with multiple personalities, Randomly Yakking-style!

OOH OOH YAY, DO I GET TO BE FIRST?! I DO! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

NO FAIR! I wanted to be first! You cheated!

No, she did not cheat. In fact, according to my observations and subsequent analysis, because cheating is defined to mean "a breakage of rules in order to obtain an unfair advantage", and because there were no rules for her to break, it would be impossible for her to cheat.

I don't understand anything that you just said. Why do you getta wear a monocle? I wanna monocle!

A monocle is a sign of scholarship and refinement. Very few people in this brain have achieved this. I'm sure Scientist Sana would agree. What do you think, Scientist Sana?



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 *sigh*...I do believe blowing things up is NOT a very refined thing to do. I believe I am alone in being refined and worthy of the monocle.

Now you know how I feel all the time.

Ooh! Your shirt says "Only Sane Man," doesn't it?

Oh no, you linked to TV Tropes...you really are evi--ooh! So many links!

Is that your insightful way of saying that you feel alone in a crowd, Sane Sana? Do you feel misunderstood? Is that what causes your loneliness?





(I am quite proud of that couch. It took FOREVER to draw, but it looks awesome.)

Yeah, I guess--Hey! Why am I the one being evaluated by a shrink? I'm the ONLY SANE ONE HERE! IT'S IN THE NAME! Evaluate the other people!

ALIENS ARE INVADING NEWTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD I HAVE A CIVICS COMP ON WEDNESDAY AAAAAAAUGGGGHHHHH!!!!

I see what you mean.

And if you say I'm crazy, then, then, then...THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! I AM THE VERY DEFINITION OF SANE! IT'S IN MY FRIGGIN' NAME! IT'S WHO I AM!

Teehee! That rhymed! You're a poet and you didn't even know it!

 I understand.

Then why am I still being evaluated?

I am not evaluating you. I feel that you are going through a difficult time and I wish to support you.

Reeeally. Then why do you still have that clipboard in your hand? HUH?

You should leave, Sane Sana.

 No, I won't! The people need me here!

Oh really? Who listens to you, anyway? Everyone else here thinks you're a stick-in-the-mud because you're not as insane as the rest of them. You're invisible here, unnoticed. No one cares about you.

 Um...lots of people listen to me! ...Right, Scientist Sana?

Can't talk...testing chemicals...

See?

Why aren't we on topic? We should be on topic.

What's even the topic?

Gabi's blog. We should talk about Gabi's blog.

But limiting our talking to one subject would stifle our creativity.

Pish posh. Creativity? Bah! Why focus on what's not real?

Creativity brings about new awesome things that BECOME real! And, you like quotes, right?

Only quotes from scholarly people.






I think Scholarly Sana is kind of a pretentious asshole.

I did hear that. You do realize that, right?






Yeah. I do. Whatever. The only reason I keep her around is because of the monocle. That monocle is awesomesauce, even if Scholarly Sana is not.

I wanna monocle!

ANYWAY, Albert Einstein said, "Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions." What do you think of that? HUH?

Um...uh...um...





(Oh, HELL yeah! That stupid smug smile got wiped clean off of Scholarly Sana's face!)

CAN WE GET BACK ON TOPIC? WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT GABI'S BLOG!

I like its title! Especially the "Ninja Bunnies" part. I like ninjas and I like bunnies. I dunno which I like better. I wish I was a ninja. Ninjas are cool! The class that graduated two years ago had a ninja as its mascot. I think dragons are better mascots though. Dragons are awesome. OMG, LOOK, IT'S A NINJA!

You shouldn't be able to SEE ninjas if they are effective ninjas.

Hey, look, it's a hippie!

Omm...I am no hippie....ommm...I seek nirvana...ommm...

There's no time for meditation! There are things to be done! You have a biology test on Monday to prepare for and finals, too! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE INTERNET?!

Whatever. I have tomorrow.

NO, YOU DON'T! THE BIOLOGY TEST IS TOMORROW! AND IN THE MORNING, TOO! DO YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR A IN BIOLOGY? HUH? DO YA?

Zzzzzzz....

Aww, don't be mean. She's tired.

No, she's not! She's lazy! LAZY!

OMG, LOOK! A NINJA!

Okay, okay. Ninja Sana counts as a real ninja. But why did she have to scare us like that?

Never question the ninja ways of a ninja. *vanishes*

Um, okay, that was weird.

Is there anything else you'd like to talk about?

AUGH! Where'd you come from? And why are you here?

OH MY GOD, ARE YOU A NINJA, TOO? A ninja psychiatrist? That's SO cool!

I am here to comfort you. And...no. I am no ninja.

NO YOU AREN'T! YOU WANT TO CONVINCE ME THAT I'M CRAZY! BUT I'M NOT CRAZY! I SWEAR!

You sure sounded crazy just now...are you sure you're completely and totally stable? Because I don't think so.

I guess I'm not sane after all! WAAAAAH! *poofs*

Guys, Sane Sana is gone.

So what?

SO THAT MEANS WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE SANE SANA WAS THE ONLY SANE ONE AMONG US OH NOOOO!

But she was sooo boring!

A puzzle cannot be completed if it misses a single, seemingly insignificant piece.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL THAT TO SANE SANA BEFORE?!

The ways of God are not understandable to the simple minds of men.

What about women? Huh? Male is not the default gender of humankind! After all, fetuses start off as females!

Actually, your gender is determined from day one. It's just that the sex organs start off looking female.

 Uh...

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DOOO OH MY GAWSH!

Eh.









She's probably right. Sane Sana is overrated. 

Yeah, who cares about her? She was boring. Wanna play Sorry?

MWAHAHAHAHA. Now with Sane Sana out of the way, I CAN TAKE OVER THE WORRRLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!








Beware the nice ones, indeed. World domination, HERE I COME!